SpawnMasons - vc-text

Brother Todarac 08/19/2022 10:12 PM

yeah

might start using that

Brother Todarac

I am actually a very free thinking high IQ individual

Brother Todarac

yeah

im gonna edit the page to add in "fallacy fallacy - used by todarac when he's being wrong fallacy"

Did a witch like, curse 0x in a way that he can't see messages newer than 30 mins

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the fallacy fallacy is real

Brother Todarac

the fallacy fallacy is real

ok next time you think i'm genuinely referencing a fallacy, and you genuinely think that it's misapplied / overapplied / too much of a stretch, call me out and i'll genuinely engage

22:13

or if you like, find a place in the past where you think that happened and i'll defend it now

big bro chacho

Did a witch like, curse 0x in a way that he can't see messages newer than 30 mins

this is seriously what it seems like

All police should have to wear little stars on their clothing when they’re off the clock so we know that they are police

0x "try not to respond to every message in the past hour and ping you about it every time" challenge (impossible)

big bro chacho

Did a witch like, curse 0x in a way that he can't see messages newer than 30 mins

that’s just the latency

Hes a necroposting kitten

Brother Todarac

0x "try not to respond to every message in the past hour and ping you about it every time" challenge (impossible)

Meow

22:15

Nekraposting minihow

een snail from palestine

that’s just the latency

yeah this is what happens when you use elon musk's starlink internet

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Brother leijurv

yeah this is what happens when you use elon musk's starlink internet

when I don’t trollface

I made ufo drive us to get boba but he made me read this entire chat out to him while he drives

LOL

Wish I drove instead

LOL

MINI IM SO SORRY

Ufo spoiled

22:16

Read this

Do you agree with ufo that acab

i am laughing hysterically at my fucking office atm

I’m sorry you had to read the police fan fic

big bro chacho

Do you agree with ufo that acab

Yes

Zased

ufo: "ugh this argument is dumb im leaving to relax" also ufo: "BABE take my phone and read EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, LEIJURV JUST GOT IN HERE SO ITS GOTTA BE GOOD"

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He keeps laughing when I say things you guys say

mini

I made ufo drive us to get boba but he made me read this entire chat out to him while he drives

ACAB? y/n

They say no kinkshaming but this bootlicking is embarrassing

22:17

https://youtu.be/oryc0Tcnb9Q anthem

madman

JPEGMAFIA - I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny

big bro chacho

Do you agree with ufo that acab

So true

Brother Todarac

ufo: "ugh this argument is dumb im leaving to relax" also ufo: "BABE take my phone and read EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, LEIJURV JUST GOT IN HERE SO ITS GOTTA BE GOOD"

Literally

Turn right

mini

I made ufo drive us to get boba but he made me read this entire chat out to him while he drives

LOL

oh my god im crying

Turn lef

22:17

t

that fucking killed me

Put in reverse terry

please read this: "ufo i think we should take a trip with pepperjack to san francisco so that leijurv can pet her"

Brother leijurv

please read this: "ufo i think we should take a trip with pepperjack to san francisco so that leijurv can pet her"

ufo says: “YAAAAAAAY”

7k

Turn lef

But, they made a right, they made a left Then made a right, then another right

He says he wants you to be the first 2b person to pet pepper jack

purrson

yesssssss

make pepperjack and speckles KITH

omg

When is the speckles x zen x pepper meetup

Pepper and chance would make the best kids

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x chance too

But chance fixed

22:18

Crying

hey uhhhh this is only HALF REAL suggestion haha but HAHA what if we started breeding all of the spawnmasons cats together haha

Brother Todarac

hey uhhhh this is only HALF REAL suggestion haha but HAHA what if we started breeding all of the spawnmasons cats together haha

Haha unless?

Брат Bird

Pepper and chance would make the best kids

ufo says “no comment”

LOL

our cat is fixed too

UGH

Incest cuz we all brothers and theyre your kids

imagine having a "Chart of spawnmasons cats and their family tree"

mini

ufo says “no comment”

He knows it’s true chancexpepper would break the world

anyone here got a BIG DICK MALE CAT (UNCENSORED) (UNCUT) (UNFIXED) (FERTILE) (BREEDABLE)

Would crash the super stable good boy point market

Brother leijurv

anyone here got a BIG DICK MALE CAT (UNCENSORED) (UNCUT) (UNFIXED) (FERTILE) (BREEDABLE)

UNVAXXED

Ufo says: I thought we were already all kittens

unvaxxed sperm

mini

Ufo says: I thought we were already all kittens

TRUE

NEED UNVAXXED CAT SPERM

1

Kitten role call #2 when

1

Right left right, rotate 90 degrees then go left twice and right once

ask ufo if he has any unjabbed unvaxxed cat sperm

We just arrived

22:20

So ufo is back

Hi ufo

Unvaxed kitten sperm is the new bitcoin

hi ufo

big bro chacho

Kitten role call #2 when

Meow

for the record I didn't want to relax I wanted to argue but mini wanted me to drive ( I'm a good bf)

That was a hellish 25 minutes

aww

LOL

This is why we can’t trust women

"Babe theyre arguing again, please keep me updated"

So true

lmfao

but anyways yeah the US police would definitely tase a guy with a knife, and if he kept charging, then they would shoot him

Brother Todarac

"Babe theyre arguing again, please keep me updated"

"okay babe now write back that i have a lot of unvaxxed cat sperm that i'm willing to share, make sure to type fast!"

Брат Bird

Click to see attachment 🖼️

This is canon

22:24

@Brother Todarac this is todarac core

I actually love this aesthetic

22:25

im actually more cottagecore vibed sooo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910740525785706521/1009985274849263666/4733.mp4

This is my mood

The boba was not worth the drive

literally todarac

22:30

@Brother leijurv

mini

The boba was not worth the drive

imagine living in car dependent suburbia

22:30

@ufo how far was the drive to boba (edited)

25 mins lol

(from where i am, i can walk to boba in <5 minutes)

LOL

(jealous?)

Bourgie

boba deez nuts

This has strong leijurv vibes

ufo

literally todarac

I think some cops are fucking scumbags who shouldnt exist, but im not going to "rule out" calling the cops if theres someone breaking into my house with a gun

i love the minor grammatical error fallacy

Brother Todarac

I think some cops are fucking scumbags who shouldnt exist, but im not going to "rule out" calling the cops if theres someone breaking into my house with a gun

WHAT ARE THE COPS GONNA DO LOL

22:31

they wont arrive for 30 minutes

22:31

LOL

30 mins? san fran moment?

you literally live in car dependent suburbia

22:32

im much closer to cops than u (edited)

it would be like 5 mins

LOL

Brother Todarac

I think some cops are fucking scumbags who shouldnt exist, but im not going to "rule out" calling the cops if theres someone breaking into my house with a gun

If someone is breaking into your house with a gun you should be able to shoot them

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22:32

big bro chacho

This has strong leijurv vibes

you shouldn’t be able to shoot people for just breaking into your house tho (edited)

22:33

so they HAVE to have a gun

22:33

?

Good thing i have armed guards at the front door

yea i think some of the castle law and castle-law-adjacent stuff is so... texan-masturbatory idk

22:33

like jerking off to the idea of killing someone

22:33

its so icky

Brother Todarac

so they HAVE to have a gun

it needs to be last option

22:33

If they are getting away

They are stationed on horses

No

Brother leijurv

yea i think some of the castle law and castle-law-adjacent stuff is so... texan-masturbatory idk

so true bestie, I think the idea of "defending your property" is soooo texan, I should follow the california way of inviting them in to take my stuff

stand your ground (not in a castle) is demonic

Nobody wants to kill a horse

Brother Todarac

so true bestie, I think the idea of "defending your property" is soooo texan, I should follow the california way of inviting them in to take my stuff

if you are defending your property alone, and not defending your person, and you think killing someone for it is justified morally, you are literally satanic

literally satanic

yes

alright buddy

I wonder if anyone has ever physically beaten a dead horse

Brother Todarac

so they HAVE to have a gun

A gun is easier to defend yourself as true self defence

22:35

but knife is fine

if literally nothing is at risk beyond someone vandalizing your property (aka, no copes like "and i also thought my life was at risk"), and you think shooting to kill is justified, then you are literally satanic, yes

I’ve been home when someone broke into my house

22:35

I chased them with an electric guitar I was terrified

Brother leijurv

if literally nothing is at risk beyond someone vandalizing your property (aka, no copes like "and i also thought my life was at risk"), and you think shooting to kill is justified, then you are literally satanic, yes

So based

Brother leijurv

if you are defending your property alone, and not defending your person, and you think killing someone for it is justified morally, you are literally satanic

Its funny how liberals will lose their marbles over "omg you just valued your own property over his life!" to which I say, yes, they also valued my property over their own life

Brother Todarac

Its funny how liberals will lose their marbles over "omg you just valued your own property over his life!" to which I say, yes, they also valued my property over their own life

literally fuck off and die

we agree

thats an utterly disgusting right wing talking point

22:35

i hope you dont really believe that

Nobody is both breaking into your house and able to fight

I called the cops but they were useless

The law for self defence shouldn’t even talk about guns

22:36

guns don’t even matter for it

Brother Todarac

Its funny how liberals will lose their marbles over "omg you just valued your own property over his life!" to which I say, yes, they also valued my property over their own life

under "todarac morals" walmart can morally have a sniper on top of their front entrance and if anyone leaves setting off the "you didnt pay for that" alarm they can be killed on the spot

you could kill them with ur fist all I care but only if it’s actually was necessary force

That would be very awesome

You are justified to use force to defend your property, and you are only allowed to use deadly force (aka guns) ONLY when you are under immediate threat of dying

????

Brother leijurv

under "todarac morals" walmart can morally have a sniper on top of their front entrance and if anyone leaves setting off the "you didnt pay for that" alarm they can be killed on the spot

22:37

Yo

Brother leijurv

if you are defending your property alone, and not defending your person, and you think killing someone for it is justified morally, you are literally satanic

so do we agree?

Finally the loophole the corporations have been waiting for

Brother leijurv

so do we agree?

i said that if you are defending JUST property, and NOT yourself, you are not justified in deadly force

22:37

you agree with that?

no offense but when you go full liberal and tell me to kill myself im done talking to you

22:38

would rather just talk to 0x atm

now how about tax write offs for stolen property trollface

22:38

!!!

Brother Todarac

no offense but when you go full liberal and tell me to kill myself im done talking to you

homie reread what you said

Brother Todarac

Its funny how liberals will lose their marbles over "omg you just valued your own property over his life!" to which I say, yes, they also valued my property over their own life

you literally are talking about valuing property over life

Brother Todarac

no offense but when you go full liberal and tell me to kill myself im done talking to you

soy

Brother Todarac

You are justified to use force to defend your property, and you are only allowed to use deadly force (aka guns) ONLY when you are under immediate threat of dying

then u walked it back to "only when you yourself are under threat of death"

ufo is once again having me read while he drives

i stand by my "fuck off and die" to the former

22:39

i agree with the latter

mini

ufo is once again having me read while he drives

Chicken nuggets

22:39

You need chicken nuggets

Typical TodaLeif argument

was just enjoying scrolling on Instagram and he goes “can you see if they’re saying something funny”

spending 50 minutes round trip to get boba

22:40

imagine living in car infested suburbia

Brother leijurv

spending 50 minutes round trip to get boba

That’s nothing

yes 0x we all know you live in a fucking igloo

22:41

lmfaoo

50 mins thats <1hr

22:41

I drove an avg of 3 hours every day this summer

for pleasure or for work

Work

22:42

But still had the music going

22:42

And every podcast

7k

I drove an avg of 3 hours every day this summer

dude thats really bad

22:42

thats also just bad for you mentally

I mean not really

22:42

I feel fine

Probably not lol

3 hour commute every day is suffering

driving car is probably opposite of bad mentally compared to sitting in suburbia

the climate police will take you to the gulag now

Not a commute, picking up and dropping off cabinets etc

22:43

Sorry i did NOT specify lol

OOOH okay so its not 1.5 hours each way, straight

No

nvm if its delivery stuff thats not so bad then

22:43

I was picturing sitting in traffic

only 1.5 hours straight?

Nope thank goodness no

why not 6

een snail from palestine

only 1.5 hours straight?

a 90 min commute driving is also cancerous

Lots of heavy lifting and then sitting repeat x10

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It takes me like 10 minutes to get downtown and I live in suberbia

22:44

Wisconsin is heaven

Brother Todarac

a 90 min commute driving is also cancerous

i think it really depends on if its whippin on the freeway versus stuck in soul crushing (sub)urban traffic

Брат Bird

It takes me like 10 minutes to get downtown and I live in suberbia

Powerful

22:44

Still shit

Brother leijurv

i think it really depends on if its whippin on the freeway versus stuck in soul crushing (sub)urban traffic

aka, stop light metric

22:44

how many times do you have to stop on the commute?

Unless your walking

We’re like Canada lite

I also had to drive carefully bc half the stuff in the van was fragile

So true

https://i.redd.it/eo6y0zk3teg81.jpg